Miscellaneous
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Pissed
published: 29 /
7 /
2010
In the latest in his 'Evidently Spencertown' poetry column, Spencer Robertshaw writes of the after effects of an evening in the pub in 'Pissed'
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Wake up in the morning
Dog shit in the mouth
The truth is slowly dawning
Your manners went all south
Started as a snifter
Just to calm the day
Now your brain is in a twister
Who took your clothes away?
They looked nice in the boozer
A few drinks faded their edges
Now you're next to a battle cruiser
Smoking Benson and Hedges
The panic sets in now
How can you do a runner?
More of a bull than a cow
A battleship complete with gunner
Why do we drink too much?
When only one was the plan
Then we end up next to ‘Butch’
Not sure if it’s a woman or a man
Why do we have a drink?
It only causes trouble
Mind is fuzzed, can't think
And she looks like Barney Rubble!