Karton - Bang Remixes

  by Maarten Schiethart

published: 24 / 8 / 2011

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Review

Linked to Pendulum by way of Australian superficiality, this latest Karton collection of remixes has the bad aftertaste of meeting up with Oz or NZ pranksters who have just been denounced from entering a club in EU-phoria. The Calvetron remix is just about good enough to give to the average BBC jock wood, at Bush House. Yet frankly, this is delirious crap. there should be a law against this kind of toe-cringing stuff! Australia excels in laws against the use of the web. Why can't there be a law against this BBQ drum and something? The most hilarious track is, hwoever, the babble from a couple of 'MC's'. Karton's single is so awful that it's become funny. Think of idiot TV puppets trying to play London riddims! Australié zéro points! And in case this pathetic lot aren't Australian, well, you're way off the radar.

Track Listing:-

1 Bang
2 Girl With Vertigo
3 Feed The Horde